Enjoy a few laughs at my expense!! I'm totally ok with it:
~First and foremost, as I said above, I absolutely CANNOT stand repetitive noises... doesn't matter what the noise is.. It can even be music... Can.Not.Handle.It. The end of Freebird makes me want to just die.
~Also as I said above, I do not drink coffee. Seriously don't know if I've ever had a cup.
~I have never had a glass of milk in my life. Born allergic.
~I do not drink whiskey. It makes me throw things.. Seriously.
~I am from the south and do not drink sweet tea. Eeeewwww.
~I do not eat mushrooms, jello or hotdogs.
~I play with tape constantly. Nervous habit?
~I also scratch the back of my head constantly. Nervous habit? Crackhead?
~I hate my side profile.
~I look like a boy with my hair in a ponytail.
~I can't breath out of my nose.
~I do things backwards, such as tests. I always started with the last question and worked to the front. My English teacher once told me that it meant I was
~Everything has to be even. Decorating- I usually do everything in threes and by height. Lists have to be in increments of 5. Can't have a list of 11... Running- Minutes have to end on an increment of 5 or at an exact # of miles.
~I am really good at poems. Ever need one for an invitation or something, hit a sista up!
~I have very long limbs and I am a bit spastic and animated... and by a bit, I mean extremely.
~My fork fell off my plate on the way to the sink every single day of my life as a child.
~Green Benadryl makes me crazy. Or it made 3rd grade Callie crazy. Haven't had it since.
~I always sit with my feet up, like indian style. Riding in a car, feet are in the seat with me. Driving- left leg is in the seat with me.
~I always have to have a blanket if watching t.v. It's almost like I can't watch without it. P.S. my snuggie (MS State) is the best invention ever.
~I also always have to have a sauce on my food. I think I have a dipping problem. I must dip my food in something.
And yes, I didn't number these on purpose, so I wouldn't be worried about how many there were.
Am I weird or just awesome, you tell me?
Bc now that I look at it, I think I'm O.C.D.
I know I'm not alone and yall are weird too,
So spill the beans and give me the truth!
Told you I was good at a poem...BOOOOOM!