Story Of My Life

Yesterday, while trying to get things together for O, How Pinteresting Wednesdays I found myself knee deep in Ecards... each of which I replied "Story Of My Life!" It is seriously like these people are lurking in the walls of my house stalking out their next joke.. at my expense. 

While they make me laugh (literally out loud) most every time, the sad thing is that they are all way too true.

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Ok, seriously. I never keep leftovers unless it's something like spaghetti or chili. Something that can be frozen. But when we have friends over and they are helping with the kitchen after a cookout, they always love to save the leftovers.... like most normal people. I don't know how many times I have to  tell them but I am just going to throw it away or let it sit and rot for months bc I don't know it's there.
UhhhHmmmm Krista... Cough Cough Stephanie... Cough..
Kidding Chicas!
Love you, Mean it.

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STORY OF MY FREAKIN' LIFE. 

I can get a house spotless (to the naked eye anyways) quicker than you can say "Someone's on their way over." It is a true skill.

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This is me every single day of my life.
I cherish my sleep more than words can say.
Even that very last few seconds.
Just one more minute.... 

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I do not speak until after lunch. I advise any and all people to steer clear, unless you are telling me something awesome... then I might listen... Maybe..

You have been warned!

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Doesn't this just make you sick? Work our butts off so others can sit on their porches and watch the cars pass... Completely fair.

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Story of my life. 

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5 Times.... I do this every. single. freakin'. time. Never fails. 

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Speaks for itself.

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Everyone always tells me this.... Little do they know..
Idots...
(Kidding... Kinda)

And the moral of this blog post, Callie is lazy and lovin' it!