Each year on this day, I bust out the most epic of rhymes (not really..) for my friend Meagan Rae's birthday. Yes, every single year since we were in sixth grade, I believe. That would've been 1996, so we're going on 17 years now of ghetto birthday rhymes. In my first life, I was a rapper. I'm sure of it. And today, I decided to share my talents with the blogosphere... Enjoy :) Where you at Jay Z?
Happy Happy 28th Birthday Meagan Rae
**Please do not be offended by any of the below content. It is strictly meant for fun.
Word Up to my Gurll Rae
Yo birfday beez today
You be knockin up on thirtyz doe
Befo you know it, you gon be Foty Foe
Don’t haz too many a dem Moonshine Cherries and gets to hobblin’
You gotsta make it to da club to do some wobblin’
Maybe even do some Harlem Shakin’
Den it’s off to da Warfa Houz for some late night bacon
A Girls gotsta eat or she gon’ be actin’ a fool
Don’t haz too much fun without me boo!
P.S. Dis beez yo last birfday as a single la-day
Dat shizz be cray cray
Word Up to my Gurll Rae
Yo birfday was yessaday
Can't beleeb you bees da big two seb'n
It seems like yessaday we wuz just eleb'n
Yo rap kina sucked and for that I bees sorry
I think I was just depress cuz I cudn't jurn da party
I hopes you had fun at da Tin Roof 2
Shakin yo booty, juz doin what u do
Ooo girl, I bees spittin' deez rhymes like it ain't nuttin' to it
It would be even betta if I had a video for u to view it
My gangsta hanz wavin' all crazy and shizz
hat turnt sidewayz u know I'm the bizz
but ain't no video up in da cube so fb gone hafs ta do
Just want you to know I lub you honey boo boo!
Word up to my Gurll Rae
Yo Birfday be today
hope I getsta see u up in da wood
eatin up dem crayfish. day be so good
u be da big two-six on dis day
gurl u's on the wrong side of fif-tay
we gettin so old. its hart to believ
betta make sure they aint no greys up in dat weave
Don't be breakin no hips bustin a move
cause i no you gone be dancin dat groove
grab u a box of dat sweet sweet wine
an have yoself a helluva time!!
WORD UP TO MY Gurll RAE
YO BIRFDAY BE TODAY
I WISH I WAS DER TO CELEBRATE
WIF SHAMPANE AND A BURTIFUL CAKE
BUT WE GON BE CELEBRATE IN A WEEK OR 2
WHEN YOU BRING YO BOOT-AY HOME TO SING ME A TUNE
YOU GONE BE UP AT DA MARKET, PICKIN DEM STRANGS
WE GONE BE ALL UP IN DER SHAKIN OUR THANGS
GONE BE CRAZY...DAT'S WUS UP
ERABODY RAISE YO CUP
TO OUR SANGIN STAR UP IN CASHVILLE
WE CAN'T WAIT TO HAVE YOU HOME, DAS FO REAL!
Prior to 2010, all of my masterpieces have vanished from Facebook... So sad..